Fred zillah

(it's fred_zillah but wikia hates me)

Bio
the kind of idiot who makes his own page on wikia and calls himself an idiotwow look how witty he is

i'm self-deprecating about my self-deprecation

Early life
Fred was born to King Fredde Ziller III over 5 billion years ago. However, the King found the young Fred to be incredibly ugly, so threw him away. Fred grew up on the streets, eating literal garbage. He is a pioneer of the Trashcan Diet, whose incredible health benefits has caused him to live for billions of years (sadly.) However, the diet has the unintended side-effect of making one a massive idiot, and a huge nerd.

Career as a tap-dancer
Wait what that never happened

Brief period as the clarinet player for Metallica
Please stop

Death (about time)
I'm perfectly healthy stop vandalising my article